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Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/04/2014 at 16:37 • Filed to: None

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After selling the Disco in November, I'm looking for something fairly priced and tidy to fill up its main role in my life; comfortable hauler for medium to long trips. I'm thinking of about £5k max, but I'm really struggling to make a sound decision. The two LandRovers take up all of my tinker time, so I needa no breakey. So obviously I'm looking at an Alfa.

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Fix me Oppo, and find me something fun and sensible within 50 miles of Newcastle-Upon-Tyne.


DISCUSSION (50)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:41

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Within 50 miles of Newcastle probably excludes an AMC Eagle wagon, mores the pity.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:42

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pls buy 159 wagon thx


Kinja'd!!! TDogg > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:42

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obviously


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:43

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XK8…

You can thank me later.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Schaefft
12/04/2014 at 16:46

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Ha! Drug capital of the North East. How's the motor? My gmail is locked out :/


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:47

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I second the Alfa actually, lovely cars. Also hello fellow geordie.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2014 at 16:47

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They're not even on the Autotrader drop-down menu


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/04/2014 at 16:49

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You know what? I saw one of your posts with the Panda in your driveway and my immediate thought was: Tyneside! For fear of embarrassing myself I said nothing. Y'alreet


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > Schaefft
12/04/2014 at 16:50

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Alternatively: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/adv…

(just ignore the mileage, it'll be fine!)


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Schaefft
12/04/2014 at 16:51

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Tax 0_O


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:56

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Haha you were right. Moved here for uni a couple years ago. It was a big upgrade from my hometown, which was made most famous for a man pretending to get lost at sea in a canoe.


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 16:58

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You can't log back into your email account?


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/04/2014 at 17:01

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Haha that guy. You're more famous for greeting a monkey off a boat with a hangman's noose and accusing it of being a Frenchman


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/04/2014 at 17:01

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Wow, we might actually be able to get enough people together to have a north east oppo meetup. Three's a crowd!


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:04

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Such noble things to be known for... I believe at one point we had the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe too.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Schaefft
12/04/2014 at 17:05

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Yeah might be possible one day, most of the UK oppos live down south it seems or we could get quite the gathering.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Schaefft
12/04/2014 at 17:06

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Sort of. I'm getting error messages or refresh loops on all devices when trying to log in under my personal account and can't access recovery options. The big G are on the case apparently.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/04/2014 at 17:08

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Yay North East! We're good at obesity too. Whereabouts are you? Schaefft is in Gateshead and myself in Wylam.


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:12

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Ah, I was wondering why I suddenly didn't any replies anymore. :p I'll send you my mail to your other address, you should have it in 5min.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:12

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I'm only a mile or two out from the centre, have to live reasonably close to uni.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Schaefft
12/04/2014 at 17:15

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alex@sharklasers.com is back up


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/04/2014 at 17:16

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My guess was Heaton (and this is going to sound really really anal) based on the brickwork in your driveway


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:20

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Are... are you a detective?


Kinja'd!!! Schaefft > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:20

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Yup, just sent my reply from a few days ago. :)


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/04/2014 at 17:23

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Am I right? Just a landscaper who recognises bricks! And I used to live on 6th Ave...


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:25

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Yeah you were spot on haha.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:29

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Just get some new wheels.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/adv…


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 17:32

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Not bad! But tax and mpg might hurt a bit. Bonus marks for spinning all 4 wheels though. B+


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:33

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And "only" 50k miles


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:37

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In all honesty I'd probably go for something like this. Auto, leather, cool little engine and low-ish mileage.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/adv…


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 17:41

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I love a Saab, but the tax band is ludicrous! £485 a year for a 2.0 is cray cray. The tax and emission rules changed prior to this age of vehicle so maybe a older one?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:43

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Perhaps, I'm unfamiliar with tax on cars in Britain, I assumed smaller displacement engines meant less tax, but surely there is a lot more to it for the Saab to be that expensive.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 17:48

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Emissions regulations. Tax £ is based on grams of CO2 produced per kilometer. It sort of works I guess, if you're a namby pamby eco-centric hairy vagina'd bra burning hippy with a Nissan Leaf which indirectly consumes fossil fuels and directly consumes finite Lithium. It doesn't work when I can't buy cool cars.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 17:48

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also; thank you for actually looking around for me :)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:51

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Ah that's interesting (in a bad way), politicians here probably don't even know what CO2 is. When considering older vehicles, in what year were the new regulations enforced?


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 17:58

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Based on vehicle registration date.

Pre 1st March 2001:

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Post 1st March 2001:

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Post 1st March 2010:

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If that Saab was made post 2010 it would cost £860.00 just for road tax :/


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 17:58

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Nah, don't mention it. It's alway nice to help ;)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 18:12

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Apparently I'd have pay £1,090 for my Subaru. Yikes

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/adv…

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/adv…

Applied some new filters to my search (I ignored all the Lagunas and Mondeos, but I actually quite like the new Laguna)


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 18:19

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Saab's out, I hate that body style. Saab had lost it by that point. The Audi though, I must've missed it. High miles but looks fairly clean. A very probable contender.

I'd love a big dirty French diesel, preferably Citroen (NOT the previous to your gen C5, what a POS) or a big Peugeot. I'm slightly swamped for not narrowing down what I want. Should I just say reliable, economical, diesel wagon?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 18:59

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There were a couple of 407s SW (a car I nearly got myself) with lowish miles and there was an A6 but tax was a bit too much. If you want to haul stuff that's probably the best bet, but go for something with a bit of character.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 19:17

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I totally agree. If not character then at least some fun! Thanks for all your help, I've actually got something to think on now.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 19:23

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That's ok, I love car searching, keep us updated! I wasn't going to tell you but from all the cars available on auto trader under 5k and near you my favorite was a Disco 2.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
12/04/2014 at 20:59

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Hahaha NO! Admittedly I'd love one because I've never had one before. But so many reasons not to.

Pick one:

-I already have too much Lucas in my life.

-My girlfriend would double kill me.

-3 Land Rovers and an Alfa. Pot luck as to which one will start on a cold morning.

Also, this was me and a friend just last week;

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Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/04/2014 at 22:12

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I would literally end another human's life to own a 159 wagon....or a Brera....


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
12/06/2014 at 10:42

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If you want big, comfy, reliable, makes a godawfully fantastic noise, moddable to hell and back, and still gets good highway gas mileage...

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You're best off embracing the most American car in existence.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/06/2014 at 10:58

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Goddamnit I love it, but I think I'll struggle to get one over here!


Kinja'd!!! anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 20:41

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pl0x*


Kinja'd!!! anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
12/08/2014 at 20:45

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Yes. Want.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq
12/08/2014 at 20:46

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I only use plox if it's at the end of a sentence. But I did think of it.


Kinja'd!!! anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 20:52

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Actually, pls sounds better. Nevermind :)